Shopping Bag: I spent ten minutes trying to come up with something witty to say about this photo, but came up empty-handed.
Nigel: Here's my effort...
Nigel: "Trust me, you need quarter inch. Five-eights is NOT something you want to be fucking with right now.
Bag: "Listen to him, the man knows his flanges."
Forrest (in his head): "What is he talking about? Is it possible for him to be that drunk already?"
The greatest Carson feat to date.